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Sburb 2014: The Official Release: ACT 1 Chapter 1

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ACT 1: CHAPTER 1

Hello again! I think it's about time I introduce myself, wouldn't you think? But, let me make one thing clear to you.

The events of "Homestuck"? They all happened... just not in YOUR universe. But, now that Sburb exists there, the same events will happen.
Once our girl and a few new friends enter the game, your world will cease to exist. In short, "Bye-Bye, Earth!"

Now, I'll let that all sink in while I tell you my name.
Some call me Doctor Stretch, AND BEFORE YOU ASK WHAT HAPPENED TO DOC SCRATCH I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU YET CALM DOWN HOLY SHIT.

Ahem! Excuse me. Doctor Stretch is only a little title given to me by an old friend, although it isn't my real name. You'll find THAT out soon enough! I am not of Doc Scratch's kind. I am of a race that will be introduced to you in due time. Some of you may be able to guess, some of you may not. I only assumed his position to take his place JUST in case anything terribly bad happens during the session, alright?!

I already KNOW what happens, but what kind of hostess would I be if I spoiled the story for you?

A terrible one, that's what.

Don't worry, this story wont be me talking the whole time, I promise. I'm just preparing you with before-hand information to get you started. This information is crucial if you want to atleast know who some of our heroes are.

Whoops. I may have spoiled something. Sorry. Atleast it wasn't anything big that could ruin the whole story.

Hehe. Alright... what was the specific date... dah dah daaaah...
Oh! Well, that was painfully obvious. How did I guess?

April 13th. 4.13, the day Homestuck started and ended, and also Hussie's area code. Boston, guys. He lives really close to Jewelz and one of her friends.

Okay. I'm pretty sure you understand now, right? If you need more preparation, re-read everything. There is nothing more I can help you with.

I'm sorry.
ahh... Doctor Stretch, you are a funny girl.
you're welcome.

i want this to be a humorous experience to those who actually read this.
not like anyone WILL, because i know you guys.
:I
and yeah.
Arre don't worry. i have a surprise in chapter 2 for you
<3
okay
well
yeah
woohoo

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Arrechu's avatar
AMG BOSTON IS IN MY STATE TOO : D

When will chapter 2 be here? Waiting is so 8luh, especially if its for something you want... :iconrazycryplz: